The Cass Report VI

hello casslings

and welcome to the sixth installment of the one and only cass report.

before we go anywhere i'd like to address some of the feedback from the subreddit on the previous issue.

like okay guys CHILL. at least keep it constructive yeah?

have i even been doing anything?

this winter has been a weird time! i've not been particularly productive with writing, which is okay. i'm hibernating until spring. work has been actually mostly just fun. i think we're pretty well staffed for the crowds we've had, and after the nightmare that was The Housemaid, nothing has been anywhere near as popular as what we've been expecting.

i've also been like, exploring my identity more or some other gay shit. it has actually made me wish i still used social media because it's a good way to show off. but luckily i can just dump pics here. also i can add an interactive like button omg how awesome is that

on the day this goes out i'll be travelling to edinburgh SO i've completed it the day before in a rush JUST like last time oh wow!

the blue clock

fuck what else? i have... been to ikea a lot? it's become a prime date spot with bron and mag. on one such occasion i came across the iconic PS 1995 CLOCK that i really wanted for ages and BOOM it was half price. bagged!!!

leo ended years ago

so-new-it's-not-out-yet audio drama Leo Ended Years Ago (which i star in) is releasing 31st march!! my leading role was written specifically for me with an epic, uniquely recorded spacial 3d performance. i am "CUSTOMER #2" - a title i know might make me sound secondary, but i can assure you i am very much the focal point of an epic tapestry. Customer #2 works at the forefront of the world's most vital economy - the oil industry - meeting the needs of customers at what might seem like an ordinary petrol station. but this day at work is no ordinary shift - with strange pronouncements from the television, and a customer who is more than they might seem...

*Leo Ended Years Ago written, produced, directed, recorded, edited, engineered and mastered by Amelia "videofungus" Echo. i am contractually obliged to make it clear i have 3 lines over the course of about 15 seconds

this one cloud i saw

i took a photo of this cloud and now it's the background. look here it is:

turns out everyone else in london also took a photo of this cloud wow take a look

Skeleton of the Season

me and mag visited the hunterian museum, a collection of "gruesome bits" collected by surgical madman john hunter. specimen jar after specimen jar of tumors, animal scrotums and venereally diseased orifices. you will struggle to see more dead babies on a day out. as such, this season's skeleton is simply too shocking to show. and also i didn't take a photo, so if you want to see it hmu and we'll go to the hunterian. but yeah its awesome. i can't help but imagine the horrible sight it must have been to see it being removed from the wider corpse. EURGH!

Album of the Season

fuck guys im gonna be real i haven't even been listening to anything in particular that i can pretend will be album of the season before the inevitable punchline that it's ACTUALLY CAROLINE POLACHEK'S DESIRE I WANT TO TURN INTO YOU WOOOO!!!

it's a short one again!

but hibernation ends TODAY! who knows what wonders me and ed will get up to in edinburgh? and what spring holds! exciting times! now bye im too busy!

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